Dark!PrussiaxReader: Labyrinth [Songfic] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Dark!PrussiaxReader: Labyrinth [Songfic]
Left, right, straight ahead
There's no way out, you're dead
Left, right, straight ahead
There's no way out, you're dead
Left, right, straight ahead
Left, right, straight ahead
Left, right, straight ahead
Left, right, straight ahead
The deafening sound of your heartbeat pounding fills your ears. Calf and thigh muscles burn, causing you to think you can no longer carry on. Just as you're about to give up, you hear the grunts and frustrated screams of your captor, giving that push you need. You easily dodge tree branches and the sort thanks to the bright, silvery moonlight above, as if it's guiding you to freedom.
"Don't get caught, don't get
Twelve Days of Christmas: Bad Touch Trio by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Twelve Days of Christmas: Bad Touch Trio
On the first day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
One naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear
Room Makeover: HetaEdition ~Red, White, and Blue~ by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Room Makeover: HetaEdition ~Red, White, and Blue~
You stood in your room, frowning as you looked around. 'This is the most boring room ever,' you thought to yourself. Maybe if you rearranged it, it'll look better. You started by taking all of your valuables and breakables into the hallway. As you sat your glass chess set down, you heard footsteps behind you. You looked back over your shoulder and saw Alfred standing there, looking confused.
"What're you doing, _______?" he asked.
"Well," you began, standing up straight. "I'm rearranging my room. I hate the way it is now, so I decided to change it."
"Really? Do you need any help?" Alfred ginned widely.
"Ehh, no thanks. I think I can handl
Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~ by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~
"Mother fucker, I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie"
'What does he want?' you asked yourself, as you reached for your phone. He only calls when he's bored. "Yeah?" you answered.
"Hey now! Is that anyway to address the awesome me?" Gilbert whined.
"You only call me when you're bored, Gil," you sighed. "And plus, I don't have time to entertain you today. I'm busy."
"With what?"
"Well, I was attempting to redecorate and rearrange my bedroom before you interrupted me," you complained.
"Frau!" he yelled. "Lemme come help you. Or, better yet, lemme do it for you. It'll be awesome when I get done with it. I'll be over there in a little
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [American Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [American Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock on your door startled you. Who was knocking on your door at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"It's Alfred."
Alfred? I wonder what he wants...? "It's open."
Hearing the door open, you looked up and saw Alfred walk in, wearing the Captain America pajama pants you bought him for his birthday and a plain white t-shirt.
"Hey," he said, unusually subdued.
"Hey, did you forget something earlier?" you asked, cocking your head to the side.
"No," he said as he closed the door. "After I dropped Gil and Matthias off at that bar a few blocks from here,
DenmarkxReader: Circus Afro by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
DenmarkxReader: Circus Afro
'My friends are dorks,' you thought to yourself as you and two of your best friends, Matthias and Gilbert, were standing in line at the movie theater. They were forcing you too see Madagascar 3. Seriously? A kids movie? And on opening night too!
"Guys, this is so lame," you whined as you looked around at the other people in line. All of the adults had kids with them. "We're the only ones here without kids!"
"You drug us to Puss 'N Boots last year," Matthias said while Gilbert laughed.
"Hey, Puss 'N Boots was a cute movie," you argued. "Heracles liked it."
"That's cause he's a cat obsessed moron," Gilbert said.
"And what's wrong with that
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Danish Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Danish Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock at your door startled you. Who in the hell is knocking on your door, at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"It's Matthias, babe!"
Matthias? "It's open."
You heard the doorknob squeak as Matthias opened the door. You looked up and saw him, dressed in a red t-shirt and red and white plaid pajama pants, smirking at you. You grinned back at him as he shut the door and walked over to you.
"Hey, Matt. What are you doing back?"
He sighed as he sat down next to you. "I got home, told Tino and Berwald what happened, and they got mad at me cause we lef
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Prussian Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Prussian Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock at your door startled you. Who in the hell was knocking on your at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"Only the most awesome person ever," a very familiar voice called back.
Gilbert? "It's open."
As the door opened, you looked up and saw Gilbert, dressed in a red hoodie wearing a white t-shirt underneath, and black pajama pants, walk in. "Hey, frau," he grinned as he closed the door behind him.
"Hey. Did you forget something earlier?" you asked as he made his way over to the couch.
"Nah," he grunted as he flopped down next to you. "I...uh...g
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Chapter 2] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Chapter 2]
"I can't believe you guys talked me into this," you complained dully as the four stood in line for the fastest rollercoaster in the state.
The Three Stooges had decided to skip the fair and drive an hour and a half to the only amusement park within a two hundred mile radius. And since they hadn't thought it through, the lines were absolutely ridiculous. It was Saturday. In an amusement park. They may be good friends, but they weren't the brightest tools in the shed, if you catch my drift. But even though you didn't want to be there, you at least had to be thankful it was a nice day. Sunny skies, a pleasant 75 degrees, with a slight breeze. I
Twelve Days of Christmas: Bad Touch Trio by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Twelve Days of Christmas: Bad Touch Trio
On the first day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
One naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
The Trio gave to me:
Five baby chicks
Four long stem roses
Three ripe tomatoes
Two fluffy pandas and
A naked Frenchman in a pear
Room Makeover: HetaEdition ~Red, White, and Blue~ by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Room Makeover: HetaEdition ~Red, White, and Blue~
You stood in your room, frowning as you looked around. 'This is the most boring room ever,' you thought to yourself. Maybe if you rearranged it, it'll look better. You started by taking all of your valuables and breakables into the hallway. As you sat your glass chess set down, you heard footsteps behind you. You looked back over your shoulder and saw Alfred standing there, looking confused.
"What're you doing, _______?" he asked.
"Well," you began, standing up straight. "I'm rearranging my room. I hate the way it is now, so I decided to change it."
"Really? Do you need any help?" Alfred ginned widely.
"Ehh, no thanks. I think I can handl
Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~ by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Room Makeover: Hetalia Edition ~The Awesome Room~
"Mother fucker, I'm awesome
No you're not dude, don't lie"
'What does he want?' you asked yourself, as you reached for your phone. He only calls when he's bored. "Yeah?" you answered.
"Hey now! Is that anyway to address the awesome me?" Gilbert whined.
"You only call me when you're bored, Gil," you sighed. "And plus, I don't have time to entertain you today. I'm busy."
"With what?"
"Well, I was attempting to redecorate and rearrange my bedroom before you interrupted me," you complained.
"Frau!" he yelled. "Lemme come help you. Or, better yet, lemme do it for you. It'll be awesome when I get done with it. I'll be over there in a little
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [American Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [American Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock on your door startled you. Who was knocking on your door at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"It's Alfred."
Alfred? I wonder what he wants...? "It's open."
Hearing the door open, you looked up and saw Alfred walk in, wearing the Captain America pajama pants you bought him for his birthday and a plain white t-shirt.
"Hey," he said, unusually subdued.
"Hey, did you forget something earlier?" you asked, cocking your head to the side.
"No," he said as he closed the door. "After I dropped Gil and Matthias off at that bar a few blocks from here,
DenmarkxReader: Circus Afro by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
DenmarkxReader: Circus Afro
'My friends are dorks,' you thought to yourself as you and two of your best friends, Matthias and Gilbert, were standing in line at the movie theater. They were forcing you too see Madagascar 3. Seriously? A kids movie? And on opening night too!
"Guys, this is so lame," you whined as you looked around at the other people in line. All of the adults had kids with them. "We're the only ones here without kids!"
"You drug us to Puss 'N Boots last year," Matthias said while Gilbert laughed.
"Hey, Puss 'N Boots was a cute movie," you argued. "Heracles liked it."
"That's cause he's a cat obsessed moron," Gilbert said.
"And what's wrong with that
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Danish Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Danish Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock at your door startled you. Who in the hell is knocking on your door, at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"It's Matthias, babe!"
Matthias? "It's open."
You heard the doorknob squeak as Matthias opened the door. You looked up and saw him, dressed in a red t-shirt and red and white plaid pajama pants, smirking at you. You grinned back at him as he shut the door and walked over to you.
"Hey, Matt. What are you doing back?"
He sighed as he sat down next to you. "I got home, told Tino and Berwald what happened, and they got mad at me cause we lef
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Prussian Ending] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Prussian Ending]
While you sat there deciding what pictures would go in which frame, a soft knock at your door startled you. Who in the hell was knocking on your at a little after midnight?
"Who is it?" you called.
"Only the most awesome person ever," a very familiar voice called back.
Gilbert? "It's open."
As the door opened, you looked up and saw Gilbert, dressed in a red hoodie wearing a white t-shirt underneath, and black pajama pants, walk in. "Hey, frau," he grinned as he closed the door behind him.
"Hey. Did you forget something earlier?" you asked as he made his way over to the couch.
"Nah," he grunted as he flopped down next to you. "I...uh...g
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Chapter 2] by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: MAFE [Chapter 2]
"I can't believe you guys talked me into this," you complained dully as the four stood in line for the fastest rollercoaster in the state.
The Three Stooges had decided to skip the fair and drive an hour and a half to the only amusement park within a two hundred mile radius. And since they hadn't thought it through, the lines were absolutely ridiculous. It was Saturday. In an amusement park. They may be good friends, but they weren't the brightest tools in the shed, if you catch my drift. But even though you didn't want to be there, you at least had to be thankful it was a nice day. Sunny skies, a pleasant 75 degrees, with a slight breeze. I
Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever
"Stupid Italian bastard," you muttered as you took your anger out on the hard-water build-up on the shower head.
Two days ago, your boyfriend of a little over eight months broke up with you. And then announced he was going back to Italy. Without so much as a warning or anything. The foul-mouthed Italian said that he had been considering it for over a month. A month! Don't you think that's something you should mention to the girl you've been dating for over eight months? He didn't think so apparently. Ugh, and that's not even the worse part. As you felt your anger rising again, you threw the scrub brush into the bottom of the tub and plopped
Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever by TheQueenofAwesome87, literature
Literature
Awesome TrioxReader: The Most Awesome Friends Ever
"Stupid Italian bastard," you muttered as you took your anger out on the hard-water build-up on the shower head.
Two days ago, your boyfriend of a little over eight months broke up with you. And then announced he was going back to Italy. Without so much as a warning or anything. The foul-mouthed Italian said that he had been considering it for over a month. A month! Don't you think that's something you should mention to the girl you've been dating for over eight months? He didn't think so apparently. Ugh, and that's not even the worse part. As you felt your anger rising again, you threw the scrub brush into the bottom of the tub and plopped
Or rather an explanation as to why I haven't very active over the last few weeks...
Reason one: My sister ~Sakana98 (https://www.deviantart.com/sakana98) was in the hospital for a few days. She's fine, but it was enough to worry the shit outta me for about 4 days and turn our world upside down.
Reason two: I started a new job! So yay! My days are all screwed up though. But well worth it.
As for my stories and requests, I WILL get to them. I have a few days off next week, so I'll probably get to them then. I have a few more Denmark and Prussia reader inserts in the works and even a NordicsxReader one too. And I need to post the next few chapters of 'Memories in the Snow' w
Love the Nordics? Love Fanfiction? Love Nordic fanfiction? Then look no further!!!
I created a group dedicated to nothing but Nordic fanfiction!
http://nordic-fanfiction.deviantart.com/
Join please? And I am looking for a few co-admins. Someone who has some knowledge of how a group works and whatnot. And someone to help me with all the settings cause I haven't the slightest clue on how to change certain things.
Thanks for reading~! ~onionbowplz (https://www.deviantart.com/onionbowplz)
Dear Nekko,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized this when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an eskimo.
With ease, Jessica a.k.a TheQueenofAwesome87
(Oh Mein Gott, this is hysterical!!!!)
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